Justin Mandell - "Chick Singer" lyrics

Old man, tone-deaf and pickled like he should be.
Young waitress, two kids no husband, she hate me.
Ashland, not the cultural Mecca that it claims to be.
You see, too many boring people immigrated to the city.

I'm a chick singer now.
Old man, sipping his coffeee at the Beanery.
He want to be finger-licking good, like candy.
Da feminists, self-conscious boob jobs, like me.
Gotta sex change, now I can tease men with my body.

I'm a chick singer now.

We're getting married.
Getting harry.