Justin Mandell - "Big Sister Nag" lyrics

Hey Amanda, what I'm about to say,
I could have written a letter or said it to your face.
But I thought that singing this song over and over
Would be more your style.
I hope I'm not wrong.
I hope I'm still fertile after you hear it.

Some things have changed, I thought I should tell you.
Your sister grew up, you must not have noticed.
Long gone are the days when you hung out 24-7.
Amber do this, Amber do that.
I get really tired of hearing the same crap over and over again.
But I'm sure you are just trying to be a friend.
Just like a big sister should.

Hey Amanda, you said that you would have dumped me by now.
But we both know that's just jealousy talking.
And it was you that said there are plenty of fish in the sea.
You seem to have a new fish almost every week.
But that's understandable 'cause fish are very slippery.

So find a boyfriend of your own to nag.
Make sure he doesn't stink and he's easy to rag on.
A kiss is a kiss but a nag is much more serious.
Amber do this, Amber do that.
I get really tired of hearing the same crap over and over again.
But I'm sure you are just trying to be a friend.
Just like a big sister should.

The cure for Big Sister Nag is understanding.
That there are a million different ways to do the same thing.
Your suggestion is in question.
Your mouth has been arrested.
Know the fine line between advice and nagging.

Hey Amanda, if you don't like the way I drive,
Then please step out of my moving vehicle
Hey Amanda, if you don't like who I date,
Just try not to hate him.
He's doing his best and I'm happy.

'Cause Amber can make her own decisons.
Amber formulates her own opinions.
Amber has her own way of doing things.
Amber do this, Amber do that.
I get really tired of hearing the same crap over and over again
But I'm sure you are just trying to be a friend
Just like a big sister should

'Cause we all can make our own decisions.
We can formulate our own opinions.
We all have our own way of doing things.
Do this, do this, don't do that.
I get really tired of hearing the same crap over and over again.
But I'm sure we are just trying to be a friend.
Just like a skipping record should.