Fall - "Mere Pseud Mag Ed-Live Version" lyrics

His heart organ was where it should be
His brain was in his arse
His hand was well out of his pocket
His psyche is in the hearth
Has a snare which was weird
Some time ago heard Kraftwerk in '81
Has a WASP synthesizer
Real ale, make-up as well
In computer teaching job
Whose synthesizer didn't get far
His dream girl sings adverts for Renoir perfume
A fancied wit that's mere imitation of D. Bowie
Whose causes and rags were phoenix-like
They were vaudevillian-like
in "Man Who Fell to Earth"
Pogo in fact
They were comfort blanket-type
Gogo in fact
And one night at darts match
Toto in fact
He had a weak pisser
twice each at least twice each at least twice each
Decadent sandwich quaff
Saw "Man Who Fell to Earth" "History of the World"
He showed he was a big fan of double-entendre
"Man Who Fell to Earth" "History of the World, Part One"
[* The official version listed under Hex Enduction Hour. ed.]Mere pseud mag editor's father