Elvis Costello - "Chelsea" lyrics

Photographs of fancy tricks to get your kicks at sixty-six

He thinks of all the lips that he licks

And all the girls that hes going to fix

But theres no place here for the mini-skirt waddle

She gave a little flirt, gave herself a little cuddle
Capital punishment, shes last years model

They call her natasha when she looks like elsie

I dont want to go to chelsea

Oh no it does not move me
Even though Ive seen the movie

I dont want to check your pulse

I dont want nobody else

I dont want to go to chelsea

Everybodys got new orders
Be a nice girl and kiss the warders
Now the teacher is away

All the kids begin to play

Men come screaming, dressed in white coats

Shake you very gently by the throat

Ones named gus, ones named alfie
I dont want to go to chelsea

Oh no it does not move me

Even though Ive seen the movie

I dont want to check your pulse

I dont want to go to chelsea
I dont want nobody else

Photographs of fancy tricks to get your kicks at sixty-six
He thinks of all the lips that he licks

And all the girls that hes going to fix
She gave a little flirt, gave herself a little cuddle

But theres no place here for the mini-skirt waddle

Capital punishment, shes last years model

They call her natasha when she looks like elsie
I dont want to go to chelsea

Oh no it does not move me

Even though Ive seen the movie
I dont want to check your pulse

I dont want nobody else

I dont want to go to chelsea