Elton John - "You're So Static Elton John Bernie Taupin" lyrics

I've a constant ache in the morning light
It's on account of the night before
Some Park Lane lady in a shady bar
Took a fancy to the watch I wore

As I spun around and hit the bed
This pretty watch'll do instead
She said thank you honey, forget about the money
But I can still remember how she laughed at me
City living woman, you're so static
Matching your men with a hook and eye

Said you're so static, baby I've had it
If you're gonna spend the summer in New York City

Them women oh oh oh they're gonna slice your pie
Downtown hustlers trying to pull some muscle
If they catch you, oh oh oh it could turn out bad
Rolling in a yellow cab
It's a Show me what you want, I'll show you what I've got

She's a friend indeed of a friend in need
I can show you a real good time
#############################################But you'll be sorry when she leaves you crying