Elton John - "Medley" lyrics

Music by elton john and davey johnstone

Lyrics by bernie taupin

Available on the album rock of the westies

Yell help, too many cooks and a bird in the bush, yell help

Yell help, if your mirror busts and your cat gets cussed, yell help

`cause down the road you find someone else whos looking

Down the road you find another sweet lady cooking
So I gotta yell help

Yell help, some shelter from the storm like the travel agent warned
Yell help, if you can help your superstitions they gonna keep you warm

`cause down the road you find someone else whos looking

Down the road you seen another sweet lady cooking
So I gotta yell help

I wish tonight wasnt wednesday night

I wish it wasnt the thirteenth of july, yell help

And youre looking at the guy whose eyes cant deny

That he wishes he were somewhere else tonight

Well I met this woman down in new orleans

Lord she built just like a dream
Even wore stockings that had seams

And she was ugly

Ill even pay sometimes for a woman thats ugly
Now hell I dont mind women of her kind

She built like a steamroller

Just the kind to mow you over anytime
Hey the moment might arrive

On bourbon street

Well the ugliest woman youll ever meet

But shes mine all mine and shes ugly

So I better yell help