Elton John - "Cartier" lyrics

Written by Dinah Card and Carte Blanche
Released as a UK B-side in August, 1980

If your life is dull and dreary
And you're feeling rather weary
Of the mundane things that clutter up one's life
Drive your roller up to Bond Street
Where royalty and Sheiks meet
Make your day
Here's the thing to do
Spend a grand or two at Cartier